January 28, 2009

More Chronicles from the Old Hospital Janitor:

Exotic Pets-
A man was brought in to the ER with a severe bite on his hand. Apparently he had a pet python snake and while attempting to drop in a live mouse to feed the snake it bit him on the hand and wouldn't let go. His son, thinking fast, hit the snake with a hammer and killed it.
Moral of story leave the snakes in the jungle where they belong.

2 comments:

  1. Ah.. geez, i wonder if his son did the right thing.

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  2. I'm sure the fruitcakes at PETA are conducting a thorough investigation.

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