January 13, 2009

More Chronicles of my work in a big Chicago Hospital:

Black Thing
This Blackman was admitted to the ER with a broken jaw and swollen testicles. When asked what happened, he replied, “I told my fat wife to get her big ass up off the couch and make me some diner or I’d bitch slap her. The next thing I knew she got up, punch me in the face, and kicked me in the balls.”
The moral of this story according to a black nurse in the ER, is never call your wife a fat bitch and never under estimate how hard a ghetto black woman can punch or kick.
The Old Janitor.

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