October 1, 2009

More from the Diaries of an Old Hospital Janitor:

Just before I retired this idiot cross-dresser comes into the ER.
He had Duck Taped his testicles and penis up so he looked like a woman. In addition, he glued his ugly wig to his head.
The entire ER staff was laughing their asses off at this moron while an intern doctor in the ER tried to get the duck tape off his private area.
The guy kept saying – 'Doctor, you're hurting my things, you're hurting my things!'