January 1, 2009

Call Hospital Security:

One day I was working the day shift at the hospital and the alarm went off for security to the Morgue. The dead are kept in the basement until the funeral home or city coroner’s office picks them up. Apparently, some pervert gay blade asshole went into the morgue, found a recent dead guy with an erection, and shoved the dead man's hard penis up his ass by sitting on it. The technician found the guy riding this dead man’s cock and called for security.
Note: I was informed that men will often die and a hard-on appears.
The Old Janitor.

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