January 26, 2009

Some more from the Old Janitor's Diaries:

Sometime back a mother brings in her teenage daughter who has been complaining about constant headaches.
The doctor begins to query the girl on her routine.
After about 30 minutes it becomes obvious that the headaches are caused by her having sex with her boyfriend in his subcompact car. She gets on top of his penis and as things get more intense he his forcing her to ride it harder and harder causing her to bang her head on the underside roof of the car.
Did I mention the car was a subcompact?
Oh, and did I mention the girl was a blond teenage cheerleader?


  1. and she should not had consult the doctor for that.

  2. Cheerleading is not the sport of the cerebral.


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