January 16, 2009

More Chronicles from a Chicago Hospital:

Some years back they brought two college students into the ER with burns. One had a burn on his hand. The other idiot had burns all around his rectum and up his backside. Apparently they were at a party drinking beer and the one guy was letting beer farts. So another suggested he light them on fire. So they went out side and while the one guy farted the other set it on fire with a lighter.
I am damn glad they didn't try this in the hospital, although it would be funny to watch.
The Old Janitor

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