December 19, 2008

Continuing Diaries of an Old Hospital Janitor:

Revenge Story
A guy was admitted to the ER with burns on his penis. His wife found out he was having an affair, waited for him to go to sleep then poured hot wax on his thing.
OUCH.
A nurse asked the wife why hot wax, her answer was I wanted to hear him scream twice, once when I poured it on, and once when you pulled the wax off him in the ER.
She was arrested.
I never did find out who had the last word (laugh).
The Old Janitor.

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