The Continuing Chronicles of a Hospital Janitor:

Stuck Butt Plug
I was a janitor at a major city hospital.
These are my stories....
About year ago, this hillbilly’s wife was cheating on him. So he bought the largest Anal Butt Plug he could find. He covered it with baby oil except the very end, which he put on some fast drying glue. He then proceeded to have vaginal sex with her for the last time while the butt plug was in her shit hole. He left her on the bed; she couldn’t get the butt plug out. He told here what he did, and left for Georgia. She called the paramedics, the rest of story is just that but the hospital staff had a damn good laugh.
The Old Janitor.