June 21, 2010

Chronicle of an Old Hospital Janitor:



Several elderly gentlemen arrived in the ER from a nursing home complaining about redness and pain emanating from their penis.
Upon investigation, it was determined they were having too much sex.
Further investigation revealed that a Porn Star was living in the Old Folks Home.

3 comments:

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    What's 77ish years compared to
    the length N breadth of eternity?
    What's the Tyranny of Progressivism
    compared to the saving of our soul?

    Doesnt make any difference
    if you're an atheist;
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    wortha difference when you croak.
    You'll be crying-out for JEEE-SIS!!!
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    Billions of everlasting souls
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    Are you actually willing
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    Again, Jesus laughs when you
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