The Chronicles of the Old Hospital Janitor:

Several people are brought into the ER room with stabbings and broken bones, all part of gang violence.
After the doctors finish the last two are park in the hallway orderlies awaiting transfer to the prison hospital ward. One, who has a broken collar bone, jumps up, grabs a pen from the nurses station and stabs the other in the eye who is laying on a gurney almost totally incapacitated. When hospital security rushes over the man attempts to stab them with a pen, They fall to the floor struggling until the gang-banger can be subdued. One orderly was fired the other transferred. All the gang-bangers were in the U.S. illegally and the taxpayer paid the bill for it all.
I thought I'd add this story for all those who think President Obama's Healthcare Plan will work!