Just some more stuff from the Old Hospital Janitor:

This guy was brought into the ER with severe injuries.
He apparently went out into a wooded area alone with his pickup truck and chain saw to cut some firewood.
He wasn't experienced about woodcutting.
He cut part of the tree which fell on his dumbass and he laid there for several hours unable to move.
By pure luck a hunter wondered upon him, cut him lose and got the idiot to a hospital.
Because he laid there for so long he ended up losing three of his toes.
The doctors told him another hour and it would have been his leg he lost.
He also had 4 cracked ribs and a broken arm.


Sorry I haven't posted in while. Our children have us a two week all expense paid vacation to Hawaii.